Late posting this…no recording for you yet, but here it is nonetheless.
The Javaone Blues
Where’s my coffee, where’s my junk?
It’s hard to get a snack from this Oracle punk!
Goodbye Gosling, Goodbye Bloch,
It’s so freakin’ hard to hear the other guys talk.
I’ve got the Javaone blues!
Suits and ties, Elastic Clouds,
Industry buzzwords bore the Javaone crowds.
Launch our t-shirts, and give out Dukes
This teleprompter drivel makes me wanna puke.
I’ve got the Javaone Blues!
And I’m missing you,
Missing you and the children, too.
Missing your lovely face and warm embrace.
And I’m missing you, and I know what I want to do.
Want to get out of this place and back to you.
But I’ve got questions and problems to solve,
And this Oracle thing has really got to evolve.
Plus the Steve Miller Band and the Black-eyed Peas,
Will be singing for us and our wine and cheese.
I’ve got the Javaone Blues!
